March 2012
friend: OMG I can't believe he rejected me! why am I such a hopeless romantic?!
me: one time a snack machine rejected my dollar and I was really hungry
When I get caught doing something wrong in class
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Watcharianazolciaksbelly:
spicybutthole:
kittenqueefs:
oh mmY goDD
I SCREAMED
i love her faces
When someone keeps annoying you →
laugh-out-loud-johntot:
First it’s like,
“Stop it please”
Then you’re like,
“I’m serious, stop!”
After you’re like,
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Not being able to pull off a prank because you're...
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so I wonder what it's like for their kids
Daughter: But Mom I'm too lazy to clean my r-
Katniss: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE
Katniss: I HAD TO KILL CHILDREN
Katniss: SO I THINK THAT YOU CAN
Daughter: Mom you always pull this speech on-
Katniss: CLEAN YOUR GODDAMN ROOM
Peeta: ALSO
Peeta: YOUR MOM DID IT ALL FOR THE GAMES
Peeta: SOMETIMES I WANT TO CHOKE HER OUT OF NOWHERE
Daughter: Dad why are you even-
Peeta: MY LEG IS GONEEEEEEEEEEEE.
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mhm see this girl?
she dead
LMFAO!!!!!
WHITE PEOPLE
hahahaha
What terrible friends…. they’re just sitting there like, “oh fuck. *stares at her drowning in her own cake*”
s/o to the girl eating on the right. you’re the truth! lmfao.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHY THE FUCK IS SHE WEARING A SOMBRERO!!!!
February 2012
When your crush says hi to you. →
Every night:
Me: Oye, I'm so tired I need to go to bed *snuggles into bed*
Body: I'm not comfy
Bed: Here let me add a spring in your side
Body: MAKE ME COMFY
Stomach: I'm hungry
Brain: Hey since you're up, lets contemplate the meaning of life
Me: *about 30 min later, finally comfy*
Brain: Hey remember that time in third grade when you...
Leg: Screw this , I'm going to sleep without you
Ear: WTF was that?!
Brain: It could be a robber, maybe a fire, maybe your mom fell, something broke, probably an emergency, but hey remember when..
Me: *an hour later, comfy again*
Bladder: Not so fast missy.
Waiting until the very end of the credits just to...
Sitting there waiting for them to finish:
And then nothing even happens:
Forget dream casting. Let's just replace everyone...
thatonetheycallchloe:
chroniclesofpanem:
Catniss Everdeen:
Peeta Mellarkitty:
Gale Pawthorne:
Caesar Lickerman:
Cato:
Purrimrose Litterdeen:
Haymeow Abernathy:
And what about…
Purresidant Snow:
Effie Trinkitty:
Watchclearly-misunderst0od:
I did not expect any of the things that just happened.
They say "Life is a bitch"...so if a guy tells his...
When you successfully lie to your parents and you... →
lolzpicx:
